Letters

Letters: BRA wants no restrictions

Thursday, November 5, 2009
By Admin

To the editor: The Barsoomian Rifle Association is disturbed by the latest proposals for limiting access to handguns. There is absolutely no need to wait a full minute to purchase a radium pistol. When you need a weapon, you need it NOW! When will these bureaucratic ulsios realize that? Bubba Blortas BRA supporter »

Letters: Prince defends invention

Thursday, November 5, 2009
By Admin

To the Editor: I take exception to the recent editorial in The Blade, “Unsafe at Any Speed,” which alleges that my directional compass “is the greatest danger to Barsoomian motorists since green men began carrying radium rifles.” The unfortunate mishaps which you unfairly allude to were entirely the fault of unscrupulous conspirators and were in... »