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Muckers host Dum Dum
A Jasoomian group of “ERB Fans” calling themselves The Muckers are hosting a gathering called a Dum Dum in Chicago from Aug. 19 until Aug. 22. We Barsoomians don’t understand this kind of nonsense. But apparently details can be found HERE »
Traffic Report
Commuters making their way to Opar this morning are experiencing long dalys because of a four-elephant pile up on the main trail into the lost city. Waziri State Police are on the scene, but back-ups are stretching all the way to Cathne. One of the elephants is on fire, which is causing gaper delays on the outbound trail. If... »
War in Caspak
By Ahm / Blade War Correspondent STO-LU BORDER — Ahm go North. Ahm afraid to do, but boss-man editor demand news of front. Ahm not afraid of war. Ahm afraid of ancient taboo. Ahm Bo-lu! Bo-lu! But editor, ugly-one name Doug McClure, who no can act worth atis droppings, say Ahm go. So, Ahm pack lunch... »