Kaldane charged with disorderly conduct

Ghek the kaldane has been charged with disorderly conduct again.

According to reports from the Jeddak’s Guard, Ghek snuck into the palace of Kantos Kan and exchanged places with the roast thoat dinner that was to be served last night.

Kantos Kan himself removed the lid from the tray, and promptly fainted when the kaldane announced: “I’m a bit underdone.”

Tags: crime

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