Traffic Report

Commuters making their way to Opar this morning are experiencing long dalys because of a four-elephant pile up on the main trail into the lost city.

Waziri State Police are on the scene, but back-ups are stretching all the way to Cathne.

One of the elephants is on fire, which is causing gaper delays on the outbound trail.

If you’re attempting to enter Opar to sacrifice a virgin, allow extra time.

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