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CosoomRas Thavas: ‘Bring me the brain of a Jasoomian movie critic!”
Ras Thavas, the Mastermind of Barsoom, has told his assistants to fetch him the brain of a Jasoomian movie critic.
“They are the most curious brains in the galaxy,” Ras Thavas said, according to sources in his laboratory. “Many of them seem to dislike the recently released documentary called ‘John Carter.’”
Ras Thavas has reportedly seen the movie six times, and intends to go again this weekend.
“It’s a good ‘popcorn flick,’” he told an assistant.
I received inquiries from Gantan Gur assasin of Amhor… He was curious to know … would you consider tranfering a cinema critic brain into the body of Vobis Kan … Jed of the Toonolian marshes … it seems a Jasoomian critic would gladly give up his brain for just one night with the Toonolian princess…
Though I feel sure you understand the risks involved …let me assure you that Gantan Gur also intends to steal away the Toonolian princess… and lead them a merry chase … so if you have a mind too…
I can be contacted as R. Amuck Thern of the Valley Dor…
Raz has to be curious about such evil coupled with such ineptitude. I imagine he’s pretty anxious to get those studies going. I’m currently on Jasoom, maybe I can scrounge up one of those rabid critic’s brains for him.