Ras Thavas: ‘Bring me the brain of a Jasoomian movie critic!”
Ras Thavas, the Mastermind of Barsoom, has told his assistants to fetch him the brain of a Jasoomian movie critic.
“They are the most curious brains in the galaxy,” Ras Thavas said, according to sources in his laboratory. “Many of them seem to dislike the recently released documentary called ‘John Carter.’”
Ras Thavas has reportedly seen the movie six times, and intends to go again this weekend.
“It’s a good ‘popcorn flick,’” he told an assistant.